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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2009 21:54:29 GMT
Dont know about anyone else but the only thing im a god at is talking pish, oh wait thats what it means doesnt it. Im a god at talking pish. When I started writing this I was going to ask if we could somehow change that. Im not fully comfortable with being a god. New people might think I actually know stuff, godlike n all Can I be demoted to "Just figuring himself out"
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Post by twix on Aug 27, 2009 22:07:42 GMT
I like it I get more shiny stars the more I talk
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2009 22:14:19 GMT
right forget the stars people, twix likes stars. Im still asking to be demoted here before anyone else carries on the divergence
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Post by boo on Aug 27, 2009 22:21:00 GMT
its making me feel quite humble being amongst all you gods
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2009 22:25:48 GMT
i was quite happy being a 'senior member' but then, i'm pretty childish and the word member makes me laugh!.. ;D
i am getting used to this newfound 'God' status though!
when i'm not on the forum, i walk down the street healing the sick and helping the needy!
-also, i've noticed that since being made into a God, i spend less time waiting for the bus!
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Post by boo on Aug 27, 2009 22:28:08 GMT
tut tut matt your a god and your still getting the bus the shame
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2009 22:30:17 GMT
well, in London, even God gets the bus!... he might be the all powerful creator of everthing, but even HE finds parking spaces hard to come by!!! ;D
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2009 22:51:04 GMT
I liked Senior member too matt, still makes me laugh
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Post by .... on Aug 27, 2009 23:02:27 GMT
Sorry madscott125 but, in the great scheme of things, knowing that you don't know everything is actually more useful than if you did know everything.
Meaning that not being entirely comfortable about being a god is exactly what qualifies one to be a god lmao.
Anyway, congrats and you can't really knock ANYTHING that helps with buses!!!
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Post by andy12345 on Aug 28, 2009 0:08:51 GMT
Ah, the infamous god status. God of pish yeah, that's me, thanks madscot.
It's lucky that the forum does not have rpg like stats relating to each post.
If it did, I would have to worry.
Pish = 80% Useful pish = 10% Hypothetical pish 5% Pish that people actually reply to 4% Non-Pish 1% So.......... that's my pishing analysis done and another post to add to the pish list.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2009 6:30:28 GMT
Meaning that not being entirely comfortable about being a god is exactly what qualifies one to be a god lmao. Well thats me knackered then lol. Reminds me of the Life of Brian "Im not the Messiah", "only the true messiah denies it!" "ok, i am the messiah, now fuk off"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2009 8:49:54 GMT
I WAS FIRST, I WAS FIRST! That makes me senior God and yous lot are usurpers and nowhere near as good. Obviously Now get back in your sad-sack boxes writing rubbish and not having a life
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Post by andy12345 on Aug 28, 2009 11:29:15 GMT
Sometimes, in races, people take drugs to cheat! Can you prove, planetdaveGOD, that you did not take god augmentation drugs to achieve your goal? Are there any tests? Suchlike being able to smash planets together through will of mind, or turning the sun's output off like a light switch? Well, can you, hmmmmmmmmmm?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2009 12:32:41 GMT
we are not worthy
madscot..........you are the chosen one
Highlander Movie Quotes (1986) Sean Connery (Ramirez): (narration) From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you... until now.
Christopher Lambert (Connor MacLeod): I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.
Sean Connery (Ramirez): He is the strongest of all the immortals. He's the perfect warrior. If he wins the Prize mortal man would suffer an eternity of darkness. Christopher Lambert (Connor): How do you fight such a savage? Sean Connery (Ramirez): With heart, faith and steel. In the end there can be only one.
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Post by laura on Aug 28, 2009 16:26:06 GMT
i love getting the shiny stars! ;D its encouraging me to procrastinate, like i needed any encouragement! you gods have all worked so hard you deserve the godliness it seems like a long way of yet! ;D
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Post by haydreamer on Aug 28, 2009 16:37:49 GMT
I am not worthy!!
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Post by haydreamer on Aug 28, 2009 16:47:00 GMT
Well done Twix, you GODdess you, go girl power! ;D
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Post by boo on Aug 28, 2009 19:36:43 GMT
i always knew god was a woman ;D
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Post by forgetnotme on Aug 28, 2009 19:58:51 GMT
One day a long, long time ago Sister Monica was talking about the non believers going to HELL. As is the way of the faith there were going to be exception like liitle babies who hadn't been baptisted etc etc. So being brave (and stupid) I piped up that I thought the God would let anybody who had lived a good and blameless life into heaven even if they hadn't been baptised. HERETIC was her reply. so I kinda fell out with her god. So where does that leave me.
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Post by boo on Aug 29, 2009 9:05:09 GMT
HAHAHAHAHAHA
ANDYS A SENIOR GOD
how far up does this go i wonder, god of gods, senior god of gods, master of all gods, good god?
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Post by andy12345 on Aug 29, 2009 9:18:31 GMT
goddamned? oh, blimey start applying some mmorpg levels to the god's and it will be a disaster.
I wonder why god status is at 500posts.. was it expected that adhders would forgot to post or something?
maybe it should be re-rated to about 2000 posts. Or maybe we need a post rating system.
When you look at moneysaving expert and see someone with 10,000 posts with say 9000 thanks omg now that is epic, legendary, unstoppable, godlike; dominating!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by boo on Aug 29, 2009 9:23:29 GMT
so when do you reckon it changed to senior god, your on 689 now so it must be 650 or something, thats a strange increment (o mighty one )
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Post by haydreamer on Aug 29, 2009 9:33:10 GMT
congrats Andy, senior God!!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2009 12:49:36 GMT
Senior God!... i'm sure roland's just making these up for a laugh!... well done Andy on reaching the next level... (this forum's getting a bit like scientology!) what's really impresive is that you've only been a member since june!!! -Andy, if the doctor needs evidence of your hyperfocus, just give him a link to this forum! ;D -matt
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Post by laura on Aug 29, 2009 12:54:35 GMT
wow, well done andy ;D
i didnt realise youve been a member only since june! ;D
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Post by andy12345 on Aug 29, 2009 13:18:23 GMT
EPIC, I thought the senior god was a joke until I actually looked at my name.......... Remember, I am a god of pish. One day, I might be a god of everyday normality. Well, I am unemployed so my computer is second to my kitchen, so I have plenty of time. This is the only site, out of about 100 that I have joined on many subjects, that I have ever gone past 140 posts on. Hope things will be very different within perhaps 4 months or so (not from adhd referral obviously but from other possibilities. ARgh, hot chilli on nose. I had 5 medium plates of chinese at an "aroma" equivalent chinese buffet yesterday. What a pig. Do you know how disgracefully full I was? Well, let me tell you that I drunk half a pint of coke after the meal and I suddenly had troubles moving due to stomach pain for "senior god's" sake!!!!! I then had to walk to my friend's car, then getting in took about 20 seconds. After a 10 min painful drive, I then stood in the front room for about 30 mins to let my food go down. Well, I was a size 11 but after it went down I was size 17, I kid you not in the slightest, honest guvs/guvnesses! Disgraceful and next time I will cut down by not having the coke........ Remember though, seriously, what matters most, quality or quantity? It's lucky I can touch type or I would probably get quite tired of my posts. Anyway, we should change the ranks to something like. This is not for admins, only users like me lol. 0-10 got a life 11-100 got some time free 101-200 bit of a slacker 201-400 cough 401- 700 Oh, dear, you are a computard 701-900 (crying noise) 901- 1100 please, no more comments about someone commenting on someone's comments. 1101+ Congratulation, you have made so many posts that we would like to reward you with a special link click here................. www.getafirstlife.com/and then here www.aadukblahblahmadeup/terminatemyaccountquietlyanddisconnectwhenevertheytrytocontactthesite.com.roflmao.html
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Post by laura on Aug 29, 2009 13:40:16 GMT
lmao andy! ;D see this is why your a senior god! love the ratings i even clicked on the made up link at the end
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2009 15:04:38 GMT
Whatchutryintosay Andy?
Copied from another forum.........
planetdave
9,688 posts
77 months
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Post by andy12345 on Aug 29, 2009 19:19:11 GMT
.....................(faints)
I will be interesting to see how many posts I make when I get successfully treated for my "issues"
It's lucky that I am not worried about post counts and those stars or I would really be aiming skyhigh, but I know I would run out of that hyperfocus trait (or whatever I do have?!!?!!?)
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2009 19:16:23 GMT
Funny you say that Andy because my message numbers decreased rapidly after getting some meds. Most of my anger went and that kind of took away my fire and stopped me asking so many goddamn questions lol. As you can now see Im just a junior again so can I go nuts for a while?
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