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Post by shiningbright on Jul 18, 2016 8:39:47 GMT
....You go to the shop with a shopping list of 4 items, but come home with 7 and only 3 of them are on the list Wow- 3 of the things on your list? That's awesome- I'm lucky if I get even half what's on my list and even with a list I still get so song uses once in the Shop. And where do I get this t-shirt every is talking about? Today i found the fairy in the fridge and the milk on the window sill - again! >_< And I'm super stressed out over going to the shop as I've got so much to do and don't have anything to give my OH for his lunch. Also when tidying I put the shoes in the toy box and the dirty clothes behind the sofa for some reason, Then found myself about to out unused nappies (which normally live behind the sofa) in the washing machine and stepped in toys in the hallway (where shoes live) and told my 3 yr old off before realising I did that. Roll on big hugs for my lad.
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Post by shiningbright on Jul 18, 2016 8:44:47 GMT
Just got a bottle of water, looked at it and seriously said to myself 'what's this for?'
I'm such an idiot >_< lol
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Post by shiningbright on Jul 22, 2016 8:35:55 GMT
When you look at a piece of paper you're meant to be writing on and a tumbleweed rolls through the plains of your brain
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Post by shiningbright on Jul 28, 2016 9:39:06 GMT
You're so distracted by whatever is going on inside your head that you don't notice that you've stuck your finger in a pan of hot oil!!! doh
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highjinxz
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Post by highjinxz on Jul 30, 2016 11:17:45 GMT
When your house is full of sainsburys 5p "bag for life" plastic bags
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Post by vagueandrandom on Aug 6, 2016 11:49:58 GMT
You go out to the shop and are surprised to see your car parked outside. .
because you forgot that you moved it yesterday.
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Post by vagueandrandom on Aug 6, 2016 12:36:37 GMT
. .and I just found the bread in the sink (full of water)
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Post by shiningbright on Aug 12, 2016 14:40:43 GMT
When you suddenly realise that it's been a week since you last brushed your hair 😥
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Post by mypineappledream on Aug 14, 2016 7:16:16 GMT
When you keep buying dvds you already own.
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sharphaw
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Post by sharphaw on Aug 14, 2016 8:24:41 GMT
When you stub your toe on the exact same obstacle every week when you're scrambling to find something which is already in your pocket.
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Post by Mouse on Aug 16, 2016 11:56:25 GMT
When you go to collect your pizza order and you pay, put receipt and change in bag and head towards the door forgetting to wait for the pizzas to be handed over... wonder if they noticed.
And when you keep pressing 'like' on your own post instead of 'settings' to edit your post.
The repetition of stoopidity can be so boringly tiresome!
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Post by Mouse on Aug 16, 2016 12:01:50 GMT
When you keep buying dvds you already own. If I don't have to go out this definitely applies. I find it hard to believe I am related to my mum and my sister who would never forget.
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lisablue
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Post by lisablue on Aug 18, 2016 15:58:51 GMT
When you change your clothes five times a bluming day
Or....when you watch a film and get to 15 minutes before the end and turn it off.....or.....you watch a film for the first time get to 15 minutes before the end and fall in that you have already watched it! 😩
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lisablue
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Post by lisablue on Aug 18, 2016 16:01:04 GMT
When you keep buying dvds you already own. 😂😂😂😂😂
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Post by twix on Aug 31, 2016 16:20:36 GMT
Went into the bathroom to get painkillers for hubby. Looked in the mirror, left the bathroom empty handed. No idea I went in there for anything, not even that "what did I go in here for" feeling. Went back to get painkillers. Threw the box away because when I took the tablets out and it was empty. Husband took 2 of the tablets and went to put the other 6 back in the box. Husband wanting to know why I threw the box away.
(Can't believe this thread is still going btw)
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Post by shiningbright on Sept 1, 2016 21:18:02 GMT
Went into the bathroom to get painkillers for hubby. Looked in the mirror, left the bathroom empty handed. No idea I went in there for anything, not even that "what did I go in here for" feeling. Went back to get painkillers. Threw the box away because when I took the tablets out and it was empty. Husband took 2 of the tablets and went to put the other 6 back in the box. Husband wanting to know why I threw the box away. (Can't believe this thread is still going btw) i've been in and out of my kitchen 7 times in the last hour cos I kept forgetting why I went in for. I've made myself ice tea, cleaned, did dishes, tidied the fridge, and just ambled in and out a couple times. Everytime i come into the lvingroom i smell the stale air and remembe I wanted air freshiner from the kitchen! In the end I told my 3 yr old and he reminded me - but got a lovely drink in the process lol
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mojo
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Post by mojo on Sept 6, 2016 20:52:04 GMT
when you realise you have 12 browsing tabs open!
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Post by Bee on Sept 15, 2016 12:18:52 GMT
When you finally remember the postman's name (and it's definitely right because you wrote it down and he has the same name as your pet rat) so you have a quick conversation with him and say "Cheers Dean!" pretty happy that you're finally making some headway with SOMEONE since you moved to this new town.
Then leave the house a bit later, and notice that there are TWO postmen. The one who's name is Dean, and the guy that delivered your post this morning - the one that is probably not called Dean, but you called him Dean.
They don't even look similar! Now that I've seen them together and I know there are two, I wonder how many baffling conversations ive had, not realising that they were two entirely different people! :/
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Post by Bee on Sept 15, 2016 20:16:10 GMT
Also, being too impatient to do an allergy test before dyeing your hair!
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drum
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Post by drum on Sept 17, 2016 20:15:58 GMT
When you run out of petrol often.
Go past the turn for work you've driven a hundred times.
Wake up before your alarm. Enjoy snuggling back to sleep and then wake up pissed off because you slept through your alarm.
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Post by shiningbright on Sept 20, 2016 6:34:33 GMT
When you over or underpay for takeaway food again
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Post by mypineappledream on Oct 3, 2016 8:13:43 GMT
When you only been without medication for three days and you already have cuts on your arm, bruises all over your legs and a broken toe.
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Post by contrarymary on Oct 3, 2016 21:12:43 GMT
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Post by vagueandrandom on Oct 3, 2016 23:14:10 GMT
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Post by mypineappledream on Oct 4, 2016 4:20:26 GMT
I have problems not running in to things when I'm unfocused, but you don't have to worry. I just found it interesting that during the 7 weeks I was on medication I didn't ever get a bruise but I soon as I was of it it is back to my normal misfortune.
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sharphaw
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Post by sharphaw on Oct 30, 2016 13:17:07 GMT
When you go shopping for clothes but spend the day looking at washing machines instead. They had washers in John Lewis with working buttons that made sounds, I'm sure you can see where I'm coming from here. I was f'ing mesmorised and hadn't taken any meds.
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Post by marionk on Nov 9, 2016 16:49:02 GMT
. . . you realise you're looking in the microwave . . . . for frozen summer fruit!
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Zonedout
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I have no idea what I am doing.
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Post by Zonedout on Dec 3, 2016 23:51:40 GMT
when you realise you have 12 browsing tabs open! And over 5000 bookmarks because you never got chance to read all the tab stuff properly because it gets too late at night...and you never get to the bookmarks...ever. Argh!
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Post by marionk on Dec 4, 2016 1:42:56 GMT
When you keep buying dvds you already own. 😂😂😂😂😂 I have three copies of one book . . .
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Zonedout
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Post by Zonedout on Dec 4, 2016 11:47:26 GMT
When you grate some cheese for your work sandwiches and because
you're trying to be so good and tidy you wash up as you go,
you dunk the cheese grater tub into the washing up bowl...and cheese floats to the surface.
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