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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2009 8:15:57 GMT
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Whats that flossing thing about my mrs does that waste of time in my opinion for what its worth.
Sounds like you were being tested that morning in you phsicidelic bathroom. We have a electric tenis racket for swipping the critters or wipping the mrs when she gets out of hand. One nite we were just about to turn in when this big horrible black thing got blown in through the AC and was flying about and then just disappeared woke us up allright mrs wouldnt go to bed till found had to turn everything upside down couldnt find weird.
only thing cant stand is wasps think got a nest in loft pain in the arse i hate this ^&*(* house so many jobs to be done given up on DIY think im starting to see my limits and motivation builders are coming today to give a quote.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2009 9:16:14 GMT
Evil villain laugh - my version
MWUHAHAHA Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2009 9:21:47 GMT
Now there's genius for you That post should have been in another thread. Good job I can laugh at myself (keeps me in stitches all day )
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Post by andy12345 on Aug 17, 2009 9:25:32 GMT
Since I started to floss, there are now bigger gaps in my teeth....
These gaps will be better for letting saliva flow through the gaps, I have noticed as well.
I think it's better, especially as those carbohydrate based particles are removed.
Psychadelic, what a word that is.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2009 14:16:27 GMT
i've always hated flossing!...
i force myself to do it, but it's SO boring!
to be honest, i don't even know if i'm doing it right...
-surely, in this modern world, someone must have invented a better way to clean between our teeth than this!!!
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Post by andy12345 on Aug 17, 2009 15:32:50 GMT
Happy early new Eastermas, This seems to be the best, as soon others don't push going below the gumline. I note that I think I was going a bit too low and have probably severed all of the essential nerves in my teeth below the gumline, so they wil probably all fall out whilst I eat a muffin or something in a few weeks. Only joking - a bit. www.dental-picture-show.com/tooth-flossing/a1-dental-floss-technique.htmlYou can also look for water pik or pressure irrigation but you are on your own with that. Any dental floss noobs out there, be warned. If you are going to initially floss your teeth for the first time in say 1 month, year, decade, be prepared for a bloodbath. Keep plenty of floss handy, plenty of water and probably a strong mouthwash with chlorhexidine gluconate, a rather powerful. Hell, you could even gargle with isotonic saline solution whilst doing that, if you want purity instead of chemical destruction. Oh and a certificate and 10 points for anyone who can wrap the floss like the image on this link without tying themselves up like a mummy!! www.dental-picture-show.com/tooth-flossing/a1-dental-floss-technique.html
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Post by andy12345 on Aug 17, 2009 15:35:27 GMT
SNS, are you clumsy under pressure or just generally clumsy. Maybe it's a fine motor control issue?
If you are considered heavy handed and you need cupboard doors with gate hinges on them, it might be a known motor issue?
How are you with soldering and such things.? Don't you love the roast pork smell when one's finger is sizzled?
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Post by laura on Aug 17, 2009 18:21:58 GMT
i need to start flossing, im on strict orders from my dentist! but i still dont and now i dont want to, im not prepared for a bloodbath i do need slow closing cupboard doors, im always slamming them. and getting told off for slamming car doors i havnt got a car, cant drive (i think id be a danger to the public my first lesson would probably go like this get distracted by a pretty flower at the side of the road and crash into a tree ive also been described as sounding like a heard of elephants when i walk down stairs
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2009 18:50:11 GMT
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No am just bull in china shop bish bosh bash no patients why do in 3 mins what you can do in 1 but am not so manic now................ not so manic now ah ha ha ha ha ha haaaaahhhaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa and soon the world will be mine.
Dont do soldering but did hear of some one bored who had a big piece of dead skin on his foot so he cut it off and cooked it on flame and ate it and said it tasted like bacon have you ever eaten any human meat of your own or anyone elses. Talking to someone who said should avoid bacon as pigs know they are being slaughtered and full of adrenaline and not good for adhd.
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Post by laura on Aug 17, 2009 18:55:37 GMT
cooking and eating their own foot skin! got to say i havnt tried such a thing and i dont think i will i love bacon i hope i dont get mental images of cooked foot skin when i go to eat it
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2009 19:04:00 GMT
Another injury was puting my hand into band saw i was on my own plastered work shop in blood when coligues came back thought someone had killed themselves.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2009 19:18:50 GMT
laura bacon rapped in figs real nice or anything rapped in bacon that foot thing was off adam and joe six music sataday morning very amusing if you have a bit of a funny bone thing ;D STEVEN! Andy what ya doing with soldering iron dave that eye is freaking me out more than this strip light colour scheme
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Post by laura on Aug 17, 2009 23:43:11 GMT
mmm chicken topped with cheese and bbq sauce wrapped in bacon. or bacon dipped in soft boiled egg insead of toast soldiers. im making myself hungry
midnight snack here we come ;D
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Post by andy12345 on Aug 17, 2009 23:53:20 GMT
Laura, the bloodbath is only once. Just treat it like a slow ritual, which needs, patience, perserverance and a calm, stable mind with a dash of harmony and tranquility....breathe in, breathe out, slowly, gently and wait for that blood to spurt out!!!!!rghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the iron toast er taste.
Safensound,
I used to solder complex electrical circuits (translation = tried to solder two wires together without pork-chopping my fingers) but I am quite crap really. Too impatient, maybe you know that feeling.....
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2009 8:15:27 GMT
Laura giving me the munchies that barbque chicken sounds good think am gona go to tisos tonight and get loaded on some duck pancakes and o ave got to stop getting worse Andy whats with the ritual stuff "that boy needs therapy" www.last.fm/music/That+Boy+Needs+Therapy/+videos/+1-rWc92X9wu8si have just found amusing thread after end of song other links offered go on orjans boobs then can watch this vidoe by woman saying her boobs are OK think more for adolesent boys but there you go. ;D
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Post by andy12345 on Aug 18, 2009 11:38:56 GMT
I don't watch music vids, they are far too disgraceful! Make you go blind.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2009 12:10:08 GMT
There good especially that link i detailed help you appreciate the female form. Not that i have any problem with that or maybee i do appreciate it to much once drove into car in front look at police woman on motorbike giving some one a teling of the mixture of a blond in tight uniform and being all dominante was too much.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2009 21:14:59 GMT
I've had many stupid injuries over the years but these are probably the ones I've learned from the most:
Was using a shoe polish brush to help lubricate the chain on my motorbike whilst the engine was running and the thing in gear. The chain dragged my hand and trapped it. I bust the knuckles on all of my fingers on my right hand and my little finger is now half the size it supposed to be. I really miss that little pinky.
Screwed a screw into the valve of a faulty expanding foam tin (whilst pointing it away from me of course). Screwed it in and out a few times - nothing. Got impatient and got a bigger screw (as you do), forgot to point it away and BANG. I can't begin to tell you how difficult it is to get expanding foam off your arms and face and out of your hair etc.
Knackered my back in trying to do a somersault onto a nice soft mound of sand from the promenade wall. Trust me when I say sand is NOT soft.
Many, many accidents on my pedal bike. Slid out into a busy cross roads on my ar$e because I realised too late that I couldn't beat the traffic lights. Been over a couple of cars and put a huge dent in the side of one with my chest.
Its a little disturbing when I read some of the Darwin Awards and I think 'crumbs that could have happened to me!'.
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Post by haydreamer on Aug 22, 2009 22:12:03 GMT
I could have poisined my family when i was about 10, we were on holiday in a small chalet and I was trying to help cook sausages, so, what did I do-well there was a jar with what looked like oil, so I poured it on the sausages========= wait for it............. guess what-it was bleach yes BLEACH- what an idiot, anyway luckily my mum saw the foam and rescued the sausages -could have been a lot worse-ooops!!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2009 16:28:28 GMT
Giddy outch bike chain tears to the eyes and then some
expanding foam LOL!!
bet that was fun and a site.
Expanding foam like black on your hands you can get it in honey like form for wood adesive real strong and expands and fills any gaps polyurathane think its called.
I toy with the idea of motor bike but had that many push bike accidents dont trust myself as to impulsive got chased once by CID as Decided to blow trafic roadworks at 1 in the morn could see exit clear only in 1.2 nova they were left for dust just thought it was boy racers.
but whats darwin awards
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2009 16:43:09 GMT
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I mixed bleach and wash liquid which makes a gas or somthing to clean kitchen at work done a good job. Then some one used to wash hands and all there skin melted or somthing and was off work oops. Nice guy aswell only person in work who was sound sods law.
I can taste bbq no no its bleach and my mouth is burning HA LOL!!!
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Post by haydreamer on Aug 26, 2009 9:06:15 GMT
something I never will do again, lol!!!!
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