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Post by redneck on Sept 1, 2009 17:29:34 GMT
Now there is an adder topic if ever ......... First I failed my driving test. I knew I would. I did. Next, family and me in town (seaside town) when SMACK something walloped my neck from behind and almost knocked me over ... looking round for the chavs, nothing except a nicely filleted plaice on the ground. It seems a seagull flew over and walloped me with a nicely filleted bit of plaice LOL!!! A bloke in a rover was beside himself larffing along with my o/h and littley!!!!! Not my day really is it? red
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Post by laura on Sept 1, 2009 17:31:56 GMT
sorry couldnt help laughing at the last bit. what are the odds of that happening?! ;D
sorry to hear about the driving test,
i will learn to drive one day ive been intending to for 7 years now tho.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2009 19:27:32 GMT
That is funny as $%^&^ as i say took me ages to learn to drive but was determined and passed third time back in 93 when they let you drive anything you should see what i can drive on my licence everything but a tank scary stuff.
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Post by Lame44 on Sept 1, 2009 20:38:30 GMT
Wow thats gottta be rare, lol. Sorry you failed your test, the other bit with the fish was a bit funny though.
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Post by andy12345 on Sept 1, 2009 22:05:00 GMT
Filleted place lol..... wot no chips or gherkins, bloody hell!
Seems that driving tests are tricky for some. I had 57 lessons crash course lol, hated every second, worried about crashing into walls or killing people, before the event, leading to unneccesary thoughts which made me..........think about crashing into walls or killing people etc etc ..The infernal loop of insecurity.
So, I don't drive......
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Post by emily on Sept 1, 2009 22:15:01 GMT
driving is the only thing i can do lol! im a nervous driver though! well, mainly at night! passed my test in 98, it was much easier then, although i only just passed it! got 2 minors in 3 boxes! oops! keep trying, the best drivers are the ones who have failed because they get more practise with someone who knows what they are doing!
ive been pooed on by birds a few times, meant to bring you good luck! must be even better luck if they drop food on you before its even been eaten!
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Post by redneck on Sept 2, 2009 10:35:41 GMT
LOL emily!!!! A seagull did once poo in my Mum's bag of chips - shame really cos it looked like mayo ... YUK Im disgusting I know HAHA!!!!!
Red
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Post by .... on Sept 2, 2009 11:02:26 GMT
My first driving test reminded me of that weetabix adverrt ;D.
I took a break from it and then passed it 3 mnths later.
Stick at it and you'll get there, its worth it.
Regards falling fish? then I'm outta my depth. I'd definitely take it up with one of the senior gods around here though ;D they ought have far more experience of such things I reckon.
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Post by andy12345 on Sept 2, 2009 12:18:10 GMT
Witness the power of the internet. Childhood/addhood/adulthood memories.. It's all there............ I WANT TO SURVIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA I love some adverts in that they are just damn good!
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Post by laura on Sept 2, 2009 16:43:50 GMT
love it! lmao ;D
i at first wondered what you were going on about, what has adverts got to do with plaice and driving, but it has! ;D
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2009 19:25:17 GMT
remember this
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Post by andy12345 on Sept 3, 2009 0:05:51 GMT
Omg, even I was not that bad during my 57..........lessons/skirmishes.
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