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Post by easilydistracted on Jun 5, 2016 19:41:33 GMT
No, not spam! So you are working in the garden ( no, not a euphemism, the green thing on the other side of the window ) and under the hedge* ( also not a euphemism, the long green thing that runs down the side of the green thing on the other side of the window ) you find some viagra, Sildefinal Citrate 100mg to be precise. Now, being single I have no need for them. But, the temptation to have a bit of fun with them is torturing me. Suggestions how to spike my colleagues at work with them please! Now, I realise that that is a highly irresponsible thing to do, but can anyone, honestly, tell me they wouldn't? *I once found a lump of hash there, it was useful As you can probably guess my house is not in the best of areas and it seems that hedge is a convenient place to stash things if the police are around.
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Post by tigger2016 on Jun 7, 2016 12:00:12 GMT
Dissolve them in water and use them as eyedrops to make you look hard
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Post by easilydistracted on Jun 7, 2016 16:05:24 GMT
Are you suggesting that Paddington....
Doesn't bear thinking about!
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