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Post by haydreamer on Aug 29, 2009 23:09:19 GMT
GOLD STAR MATTParis-Orly Airport For the NATO military use of this facility, see Orly Air Base (Paris). For other uses, see Orly (disambiguation) Paris-Orly Airport Aéroport de Paris - Orly IATA: ORY – ICAO: LFPO Summary Airport type Public Operator Aéroports de Paris Location Paris Elevation AMSL 291 ft / 89 m Coordinates 48°43′24″N 002°22′46″E / 48.72333°N 2.37944°E / 48.72333; 2.37944 (Paris-Orly Airport)Coordinates: 48°43′24″N 002°22′46″E / 48.72333°N 2.37944°E / 48.72333; 2.37944 (Paris-Orly Airport) Runways Direction Length Surface m ft 02/20 2,400 7,874 Concrete 06/24 3,650 11,975 Bituminous concrete 08/26 3,320 10,892 Concrete Source: French AIP[1] French AIP at EUROCONTROL[2] Paris - Orly Airport (French: Aéroport de Paris - Orly) (IATA: ORY, ICAO: LFPO) is an airport located partially in Orly and partially in Villeneuve-le-Roi, 7 NM (13 km; 8.1 mi) south[2] of Paris, France. It has flights to cities in Europe, the Middle East, Africa, the Caribbean, and North America. Prior to the construction of Charles de Gaulle Airport, Orly was the main airport of Paris. Even with the shift of most international traffic to Charles de Gaulle Airport, Orly remains the busiest French airport for domestic traffic and the second busiest French airport overall in terms of passenger boardings. Orly Airport extends over 15.3 km² (5.9 sq. miles) of land. It straddles two départements and seven communes: Essonne département (61.7%): communes of Paray-Vieille-Poste (27.4%) (West Terminal and half of South Terminal), Wissous (15.5%), Athis-Mons (13.6%), Chilly-Mazarin (2.8%), and Morangis (2.4%) Val-de-Marne département (38.3%): communes of Villeneuve-le-Roi (22.5%) and Orly (15.8%) (half of South Terminal) Management of the airport, however, is solely under the authority of Aéroports de Paris, which also manages Charles de Gaulle Airport, Le Bourget Airport, and several smaller airports in the suburbs of Paris. ;D
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Post by haydreamer on Aug 29, 2009 23:10:08 GMT
Im bored, no not being a smart ass!!
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Post by andy12345 on Aug 30, 2009 0:46:14 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2009 9:23:07 GMT
Whilst we are going tangential on airports (and sort that link out Andy ) All airports have a three letter code (LHR=Heathrow etc) . If you fly to Canada you'll find all the airports have a code beginning with 'Y'. When IATA was handing the codes out there was a mad scramble to get the best codes - but Canada didn't bother to turn up at the bun fight and thus got crappy codes for its airports. I'm sorry - I'm not refunding the time it took you to read this
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2009 9:30:39 GMT
PEOPLE think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet?
MAKE your own inexpensive mints by leaving blobs of toothpaste to dry on a window sill. Use striped toothpaste to make humbugs.
ANNOY and frustrate SpecSavers staff by wandering up to their counter, squinting your eyes whilst looking up at the price board, and when they ask if they can help you, saying "Big Mac and large fries, please."
many thanks to 'Viz' for not sueing my *** off for stealing these ;D
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Post by andy12345 on Aug 30, 2009 9:39:04 GMT
Planetdave, my link is valid Are you having problems with it?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2009 20:59:30 GMT
thanks for the gold star Haydreamer!... ;D
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2009 21:23:53 GMT
OMG Attachments:
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2009 17:54:10 GMT
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Post by boo on Sept 1, 2009 18:11:48 GMT
hello my name is mr burns, i believe you have a letter for me ok mr burns, what is your first name i dont know
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2009 9:46:40 GMT
PC?
Not!
An Australian, and Irishman and a Scouser were sitting in a pub. There was one other person in the bar. The three men kept looking at this other man for he seemed terribly familiar. They stared and stared wondering where they had seen him before when suddenly the Irishman cried out "My God! I know who that man is - it's Jesus!"
The others looked again, and sure enough, it was Jesus, sitting alone at a table. The Irishman calls out across the lounge "Hey! Hey you! Are you Jesus?"
Jesus looks over at him, smiles a small smile and nods his head
"Yes, I am Jesus," he says
The Irishman calls to the bartender and says
"I'd like you to give Jesus over there a pint of Guinness on me."
The bartender pours Jesus a Guinness. Jesus looks over, raises his glass in thanks and drinks. Then the Australian calls out
"Oy you! D'ya reckon you're Jesus or what?"
Jesus nods and says
"Yes, I am Jesus"
The Australian is mighty impressed and has the bartender send over a pot of Fosters for Jesus which Jesus accepts with pleasure. The Scouser then calls out "Oi whack, are you Jesus or wha'?"
Jesus smiles and says "Yes, I am Jesus" The Scouser beckons the bartender and tells him to send over a pint of snakebite for Jesus, which the bartender duly does. As before, Jesus accepts the drink and smiles over at the table.
Finally, after finishing the drinks, Jesus leaves his seat and approaches the three friends. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go the Irishman gives a cry of amazement "Oh Begorra! The arthritis is gone! The arthritis I've had for years is gone! It's a miracle !!!"
Jesus then shakes the Australian's hand thanking him for the lager. Upon letting go the Australian's eyes widen in shock "Struth mate, the migraine! The migraine I've for 40 years is completely gone - it's a miracle!!!"
Jesus then goes to approach the Scouser who falls back off his chair and screams
"don't yous ****ing touch me! I'm on Disability!"
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Post by roland on Sept 3, 2009 10:01:48 GMT
;D
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Post by twix on Sept 3, 2009 10:07:29 GMT
LOL
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Post by boo on Sept 3, 2009 10:11:33 GMT
;D
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Post by andy12345 on Sept 3, 2009 11:08:49 GMT
I don't really like these jokes against particular classes, unless it's chavs!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2009 11:18:29 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2009 11:19:31 GMT
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Post by boo on Sept 3, 2009 12:09:15 GMT
thats well freaky, sent my eyes all goofy
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Post by andy12345 on Sept 3, 2009 13:19:40 GMT
Haahhhahaahhahaha
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Post by haydreamer on Sept 3, 2009 15:45:57 GMT
no prob Matt, glad u like ure gold star,* uve been a good boy!! lol A++ talking of stars where have all the gold starts gone:( not sure the new blue is acceptable:)
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Post by redneck on Sept 3, 2009 16:00:36 GMT
I don't really like these jokes against particular classes,I agree Andy red
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2009 19:56:54 GMT
Impressive film of a nuclear depth charge going off. Turn your speakers on.
Warning - it's not for the squeamish!
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Post by andy12345 on Sept 3, 2009 20:05:38 GMT
I turned it off at 22 seconds to look for one with sound. If I find one I'll let you know.........
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Post by twix on Sept 19, 2009 23:24:39 GMT
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Post by laura on Sept 21, 2009 13:14:25 GMT
pmsl ;D at first i wondered why youd posted it, i wasant intersted in buying a hoover, notice board, harry potter wand ect... but i eventually read the reveiws as i thought you must have posted it for a reason!, and found the reason ;D i love the photo paper one, and if you read the comments someone has wrote 'these are just blank gloss pages for printing. what are you on about?' doh!
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Post by andy12345 on Sept 21, 2009 14:15:39 GMT
QUOTE f, like me, you really don't like A4 paper, then this is a great find. Don't like the way it's all regular and rectangular? Do you feel it's mocking you with its...completeness? This will give you many hours of paper-slicing pleasure. My only concern might be that the cuts it makes are straight, and sometimes you may want to be more creative, cut out the shape of a butterfly, for example, or a goblin cooking eggs. But that's what scissors are for, yes? Long live A5!
OUTSTANDINGLY FUNNY!
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Post by boo on Sept 21, 2009 14:26:50 GMT
twix that is hillarious, how did you find it ;D
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2009 14:38:57 GMT
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Post by laura on Sept 28, 2009 19:17:20 GMT
thats a good point matt where is planet dave! we do miss you, maybe the aliens have stole him or hes gone on holiday to planet dave ;D
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Post by boo on Sept 28, 2009 19:30:05 GMT
well, according to the poll 5 people think he was stolen
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