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Post by phil on Mar 17, 2011 15:35:26 GMT
Has anyone actually done an ink blot test? Lol I haven't after seeing lots of shrinks and psychologists and quite frankly it proves piss poor diagnostics lol ;D I wanna do one lol can these ink blots be found and posted in individual posts so we can say what we see ;D
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Post by azz on Mar 17, 2011 15:40:37 GMT
They're called Roshak tests for obsessive compulsiveness, I think.
I haven't done one myself, just heard a comedian talking about them.
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Post by azz on Mar 17, 2011 15:41:43 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2011 15:44:06 GMT
hence the name of the character from watchmen
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2011 15:49:30 GMT
Heh, I did one of these when I saw a psychologist in my teens. She was about to retire at the time so it was probably more a thing of her generation.
It's a bit like making loads of forms out of clouds. I think she told my parents I had a vivid imagination with flights of fantasy.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2011 15:53:03 GMT
I was tested about 25 years ago (by the campus counsellor) and it is complete rubbish. Shortly after I was informed by my psychology lecturer that there is no positive answer possible and the best thing to do is to say you see nothing - which makes you unimaginative. Unimaginative is much better than Oedipal, homicidal axe wielding maniac or suffering from penis envy - it's a Freudian construct bolloxfest and best left as a curiosity from Victorian moral prudiness times. HAIRY AXE WOUND! Whoops
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Post by phil on Mar 17, 2011 16:15:18 GMT
The Analyse that midget fucking joke cracks me up lol ;D
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Post by andy12345 on Mar 17, 2011 17:16:38 GMT
I started to wonder how many "official" tests are based on mumbo jumbo.
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Post by phil on Mar 17, 2011 18:41:02 GMT
going off azz's link i got-
1- that thing off jeepers creepers or frank the rabbit from donney darko!
2- leather face, gnomes raving!
3- strippers in a pre op transvestite lap dancing club
4- king kong
5- what you would get if you crossed frank with jeepers creepers
6-the cross scene from the exocist
7-bunnies fucking! conflict and arguements!
8-otters fighting over a towel
9-war the a bomb! the space race
10- i see my mum holding out her arms to give me a big hug with her bra on!
anyone wanna crack at trying to anylize this ;D lol
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Post by kakema on Mar 17, 2011 18:48:32 GMT
You sick!
;D
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Post by phil on Mar 17, 2011 18:56:41 GMT
have a go shiney the first thing that pops in you head lol ;D
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2011 19:02:52 GMT
It might be crap but it aint half fun! - Scary mask
- Two elephants
- Madonna and her twin sister having a handbag fight
- Huge bloke with even bigger willy sitting down
- BATMAN!
- H.A.W. with decorated 'hood'
- Easter island statues
- Two dogs waving towels over a fire
- Two ostriches
- Two lobsters and two shrimp dancing
Follow that J.R.! Usually you see a bunch of butterflies, female genitalia and murder scenes - these were quite good!
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Post by phil on Mar 17, 2011 19:25:15 GMT
Come on folks this is fun just say vhat (german accent not a mistake) you see lol
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2011 23:25:51 GMT
1. angry dog wearing oxygen mask 2. 2 clowns high fiving, and accidentally bashing their knees. 3. 2 african tribal women cleaning a toilet 4. A hairy monster driving towards us on a chopper, using feet as brakes. 5. Insect / bat 6. Hamster that got run over by a lorry just as it had managed to catch a small bird in its mouth. Doh! 7. Identical twin girls in komonos, joined at the feet arguing and pointing. 8. Some kind of Elizabethan psychodelic upper body armour. 9. Wolf's skull sniffing tulips with two cockroaches reclining on top. 10. 2 pink seahorses rescuing the Eiffal Tower with other sea animals cheering them on.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2011 23:34:01 GMT
NUTTAH!
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Post by kakema on Mar 18, 2011 0:10:16 GMT
1. Four-eyed demon head 2. 2 persons in ethnic dress playing patacake 3. Naked aborigines stirring a pot while musical instruments float round their heads 4. Prostrate man with big boots and no arms, and something very strange going on between his legs. 5. Scary bug 6. Some kind of religious paraphernalia like the thing they used to parade round the church when I was little 7. Two Edwardian ladies with big fur cuffs (nearly said muffs but you boys....) and feathers in their hair, shaking hands 8. Definitely two otters climbing on two small bears while hanging onto the edges of an umbrella to have a pillow-fight 9. Seahorses in frocks 10. A carnival in front of the Eiffel Tower.
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Post by twix on Mar 18, 2011 20:47:29 GMT
1 small dogs with big ears and chew toys 2 elephants and blood 3 people and a cauldron 4 3 boots 5 moth 6 m and f genitalia 7 rabbits with heads twisted round 8 lilies 9 kiss 10 eiffel tower blue monsters with green clubs pink hair and blue glasses.
Not sure it means anything but who knows....
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2011 14:49:40 GMT
1. A four eyed fox 2. Slightly overweight monks squaring up for a fight 3. Two African woman lifting a pot 4. A giant sitting on a toilet reading a newspaper 5. A moth 6. A squashed Duck billed platypus 7. A Rabbit staring at it's reflection and about to slap itself 8. Pink cats climbing something 9. Two seahorses jumping out of the water and giving a high five 10. Two mermaids under a rock while two lion-lobster men climb on the outside of the rock racing to the eiffle tower on the top
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2011 15:01:07 GMT
Run away!
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Post by Mouse on Apr 16, 2011 8:57:59 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2011 23:34:20 GMT
1. Two chihuahuas attacking a two headed angel.
2. Two bears riding bicycles, wearing traffic cones and high fiving.
3. A vase wearing a tuxedo with red bow tie.
4. a tree demon (like the trees from the wizard of oz, accept fatter) riding a motorcycle.
5. Bugs bunny with massive bees on his arms.
6. A wolf holding an axe above his head, with his reflection on the otherside.
7. 2 ugly sisters from Cinderella bumping bums. (playfully... Not at all sexual...)
8. Female respiratory system diagram, instead of arms, she has mutated beavers.
9. Moose, witch and a Rose reflected on both sides.
10. Different types of birds, carrying/ flying two men to the eiffel tower.
That was fun... Am i sane?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2011 23:34:37 GMT
1. Two chihuahuas attacking a two headed angel.
2. Two bears riding bicycles, wearing traffic cones and high fiving.
3. A vase wearing a tuxedo with red bow tie.
4. a tree demon (like the trees from the wizard of oz, accept fatter) riding a motorcycle.
5. Bugs bunny with massive bees on his arms.
6. A wolf holding an axe above his head, with his reflection on the otherside.
7. 2 ugly sisters from Cinderella bumping bums. (playfully... Not at all sexual...)
8. Female respiratory system diagram, instead of arms, she has mutated beavers.
9. Moose, witch and a Rose reflected on both sides.
10. Different types of birds, carrying/ flying two men to the eiffel tower.
That was fun... Am i sane?
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Post by phil on Apr 18, 2011 19:31:55 GMT
I was going to class you as sane but then you go and double post ;D
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2011 22:28:13 GMT
Sorry, it's this bloody iPhone having a spasm!
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Post by phil on Apr 18, 2011 22:35:57 GMT
The BB ain't much better but my calls don't cut out unless I'm phoned off an iphone ;D there's a good app for a iphone it's called the phone box locator
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Post by sherry on Apr 19, 2011 21:09:28 GMT
Fook, I didn't look at them long enough to work out WTF they were.
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Post by kakema on Apr 19, 2011 21:23:47 GMT
You're not supposed to work them out! Just react! It's not really an Eiffel tower at the end....
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