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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2011 20:25:57 GMT
nearly getting a penalty fare on the train because you thought you didn't have a ticket but halfway through him taking your details from your debit card, you remember you do actually have one.
i don't usually pay for my return journey that's why i thought i didn't have one haha
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Post by Leonid on Apr 4, 2011 13:10:09 GMT
You put soup on the hob, and (in an attempt to be time efficient) you go to your room and turn your computer on so it will be ready to use by the time your lunch is ready. But rather than returning to the soup you have a long conversation with a friend and book some flights to Madrid. The soup is unsalvagabele.
OR (on the other end of the spectrum) you put a quiche in the oven and return half an hour later for a delicious dinner, only to find you never turned the oven on....
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2011 16:48:10 GMT
you walk out of the room with the wii controller. when you come back you no longer have the wiimote in your hand. you just think meh and pick up the other one, thinking you'll come across the other one later. you don't.
it's a bit annoying, it's just disappeared! i don't know where it could have gone, i only would have set it down somewhere like a table or my bed but it's nowhere to be found! no one else plays the wii so god knows. any tips people? lmao
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Post by roland on Apr 4, 2011 17:21:59 GMT
Thought I ought to let you know that your wiimote must be with my mobile phone
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Post by kakema on Apr 4, 2011 17:34:52 GMT
you just think meh and pick up the other one, thinking you'll come across the other one later. you don't. it's a bit annoying, it's just disappeared! i don't know where it could have gone, i only would have set it down somewhere like a table or my bed but it's nowhere to be found! no one else plays the wii so god knows. any tips people? lmao There is a place somewhere that has many, many small electrical gadgets of ours. Trouble is, I suspect it's a landfill pit somewhere - our wastepaper bin has a special gravitational pull for that sort of thing. Also teaspoons. ;D
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2011 21:22:46 GMT
haha. ah, at least we're all the same.
they aren't cheap though, about £30 i think!
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Post by sherry on Apr 4, 2011 21:22:53 GMT
you eat half a tub of cre
you eat half a tub of creme fraiche, thinking it's a healthy type of yoghurt.
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Post by sherry on Apr 4, 2011 21:26:14 GMT
that wasn't me ....
honest.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2011 21:29:47 GMT
haha. that stuff's not even nice!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2011 21:01:21 GMT
losing things!!! In the last 3 days I've lost a drinks bottle a wallet a multi tool
and £200 of Barclays money (cash)!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2011 11:07:29 GMT
When you put your card in the cash machine, withdraw £100 then walk away without the cash...................or you put your supermarket reward card in the cashpoint and wonder why the machine won't acknowledge it or better still, typing your extension number in from work instead of your pin number!
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Post by ChaosLily on Apr 6, 2011 14:30:16 GMT
...are really pleased that your bank has stopped putting 'issue numbers' on your bank card because it's just getting embarrassing.
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Post by kakema on Apr 6, 2011 15:53:09 GMT
....have a prescription for mph from the lovely Dr C!! It's official - I have ADHD!!!
Wow!
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Post by kakema on Apr 6, 2011 16:06:44 GMT
Stunned. But happy, because my life makes sense.
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Post by phil on Apr 6, 2011 18:20:52 GMT
Well done ooo shiney ;D
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2011 18:22:12 GMT
When your optimistic about life, then your seat belt jams (6 times!) when you try to pull it down and the whole world turns shit AND YOU HATE EVERYTHING!!!
2 minutes later and your optimistic about life again. Forgetting about your seat belt jamming.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2011 21:07:00 GMT
ooh did you go private in the end shiny? (you probably did mention this somewhere, probably more than once, but you know...)
when you almost leave £60 worth of clothes in mcdonalds.
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Post by boo on Apr 15, 2011 23:09:12 GMT
or you leave your child in tescos
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Post by kakema on Apr 16, 2011 0:14:19 GMT
ooh did you go private in the end shiny? (you probably did mention this somewhere, probably more than once, but you know...) . Yup - the inimitable Dr Sally Cubbin did the biz. Mind you, then got a letter from SLAM telling me I'll get my appt for a 2nd opinion in around 3-4 months....
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Post by Mouse on Apr 16, 2011 8:53:59 GMT
Youre on your 'nth' mobile phone... I almost can't be bothered to faddle about uploading my contact numbers onto my latest phone.
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Post by ChaosLily on Apr 16, 2011 9:52:29 GMT
.... (you probably did mention this somewhere, probably more than once, but you know...) ....when this makes complete sense.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2011 14:56:10 GMT
when you put suntan lotion on your arms but only do half of one resulting in finger shaped white patchs on otherwise bright pink skin....
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Post by dizzydumpling on Apr 20, 2011 15:07:50 GMT
or you leave your child in tescos Ha ha that just reminded me - 24 years ago I left my beautiful baby daughter in the Oxfam shop for about 20 minutes - luckily the little old ladies that worked there neither called the social services or sold her in that time - they said they thought that I was probably just tired and would come back when I remembered her....and they were right!
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Post by boo on Apr 20, 2011 22:20:26 GMT
yeah, my mum (bless her) left my sis in her pram outside a shop and got on the bus home and only realised when she got back and my dad asked where the baby was luckily, it doesnt seem to have affected her (my sis that is)..... hmmmmmm, that said ;D
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Post by phil on Apr 21, 2011 10:54:49 GMT
a few times i recall leaving my bike outside shops ect when i was a nipper but i'm too anxious when out with the nippers to ever leave them anywheres
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2011 12:49:33 GMT
when you think that running the cold tap upstairs to get it to run cold, then going to iron a shirt in the morning is clever time management.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2011 15:18:44 GMT
To charge my new mobile at work, the lead is not very long so I have to put my phone under my desk, resting on my PC. 3 seperate times when its charging, I have got in a flap because I've lost my phone, and I get whoever's nearby to call me, and I can hear it and I can't work out where ring is coming from, and after a few minutes I remember. First time was amusing, 2nd time a bit embarrassing, 3rd time cringeworthy. Now they just say "under your desk" if I've lost it.
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Post by boo on Apr 22, 2011 13:49:53 GMT
...........or the similar 1 of looking EVERYWHERE for the glasses that you have on your head ....... or worse looking for something you have in your hand..... (i do hope thats not just me ...........)
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Post by Leonid on Apr 22, 2011 14:06:26 GMT
All the time, boo!
I've just remembered something I did a good 5 years or so ago - it wasn't that spectacular but I've told it as an "amusing anecdote" ever since so it's still firmly lodged in the memory. I'd made a sandwich for lunch. Decided I'd like some crisps with it. Thought I'd be civilised and put the crisps on the plate with the sandwich. I intended to pour them onto the plate then throw the bag into the bin. Instead I approached the bin, poured all the crisps into it, then stood there looking bemused for a few seconds.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2011 16:16:38 GMT
LMAO
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