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Post by vagueandrandom on Nov 6, 2015 10:35:15 GMT
Just replying because I can't 'like' that last post.
I know where you're coming from though.
Don't be too hard on yourself.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2015 12:04:37 GMT
Thank you
I won't
going to relax and not think about fish
dam I though about fish
ow!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2015 13:53:38 GMT
My brain is telling me I am lonely
Trying to trick me into the whole I need a social life or a partner or a friend
Well shut up brain! You have hardly guided me to the best things in life so I am to ignore you
Why can't you dear brain be more like my stomach, it never ever lies, and right now stomach would like something to eat
Ach shut up stomach, I am sick of your constant curry cravings, you are also being ignored
well that was a pointless post
shut up sub consious!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2015 11:09:04 GMT
Phew what a week.
I did some overtime too. Only on the first two of my four shifts, as I was and still am pooped!
Very busy in the fish house. But not so busy that my adhd imagination couldn't present itself in all manner of silly imaginings.
I was working in bulk all week. I like it there. All I have to do is collect fishy food stuffs off two conveyor belts and the end of the product lines.
The boxes are large enough to hold 117 fishcakes at a time. Yeah I counted them.
I also worked out that my hourly rate in fishcakes is 6 and half fishcakes. I then worked out how much an entire pallet is worth. Which I won't mention here, but it's lots.
Between collecting fishies, we have to keep making up boxes so we don't run short.
Sometimes the line goes really fast and you have a job to keep up. Or fishies get stuck somewhere in the process and you have to shout and tell the line ops. Then tons of them come flying at you and it takes three of us, going like the clappers to prevent them spilling everywhere.
I had this sort of funny fantasy that maybe in the factory there is a sauna. ( haha) All of us factory ops could go there. Except we'd still have to wear our hairnets, health and safety and all that.
I am really starting to like my job.
The mix of nationalities is predominantly Polish, Slavic, Russian and five Scottish. That's out of a shift of 50 factory ops.
I like when the Polish men shout and argue with each other. They get stressed with themselves. I can't understand what they are saying and it's kind of a blessing.
I am to start learning Polish with immediate effect.
I have been texting, as always , the mother of my boys, and they are being extremely well behaved.
Did i ever tell you about the video they filmed on their hudl. ( tablet , tescos andriod, It's good!)
Dylan is 7 and Josh is 5
They were in their living room one evening making film selfies of themselves jumping from one sofa to another.
Josh's turn
The film starts with his cheeky, toothless grin, he is wear a stripy onesie that makes him look like a prisoner
He leaps into the air emitting a "weeeee" all excited and happy
The hudl escapes his grip.......smash!
The screen is momentarily black.
I can hear my ex in the background...."whats that smashing sound, whats all the noise in there?"
Much paniced giggling from my boys.
Footsteps
Screen comes back on....
" there is glass in 'ere" Ex says in a broad Doncaster accent
"get up off the floor!, There is glass everywhere" she is surprising cool, yet it is sooo funny
SHe getss wind of them giggling...
"it's NOT funny, You could have cut Sophie"
( their baby sis and a good point!)
Dylan " shall we selotape it?"
Camera pans up to a massive hole in the glass panel on the living room door
"Put those cushions back now"
"it is NOT funny"
Josh appears in the camera
He says " AM just laughing at the video"
Ex still has no idea they are filming.
She dissapears to get something to sheep the glass up
" stop laughing it's not funny"
Much giggling
But this is the bit that cracks me up everytime
Josh says " Mum you've missed a bit"
" I have missed lots, not get off the floor"
Camera pans to Josh and he has the cheekiest grin on his face
Film ends
I told the boys to tell there mum they had captured this and to always tell anyone if they film them, accidently or purposefully as you have to tell people you have done this.
When they told my ex she was a good sport and I know have a copy of the film.
It's just brillant
My ex is so calm, Shouty but calm through out. I'd have gone MENTAL!
Dem pests!
Anyway I expect they are behaving because santa is coming
I wander if I'll get my bike from santa this year. He keeps forgetting me. Has done since I was 15.
Arsehole
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Post by vagueandrandom on Nov 11, 2015 14:16:34 GMT
Awww. . such a sweet story about your boys! You should learn Polish, especially swearing. Working out pay per hour in fishcakes is just the kind of thing I'd do.
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Post by tessaract on Nov 12, 2015 21:59:09 GMT
ROY CHUBBY BROWN SANTA WHERES ME FUCKING BIKE
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2015 22:02:36 GMT
hey dudette don't diss me missing bike
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